I’m way behind in my schoolwork.
I had to wake up really early this morning.
I have to wake up really early tomorrow morning.
I need a nap.
I need another nap.
I’m trying not to eat cheese.
I’m trying not to eat sugar.
I’m grumpy as duckkkkk.
I’m just not feeling inspired.
I can’t focus.
I haven’t had my coffee yet.
I have had, like, twelve cups of coffee.
I don’t really know what’s going on, but I’m wicked out of it today.
When I have so much to do, I just don’t do any of it.
I’m distracted by my new kitten.
I’m distracted by my new boyfriend.
I’M NEVER GOING TO GET A KITTEN.
I’M NEVER GOING TO GET A BOYFRIEND.
I AM GOING TO DIE ALONE SO WHAT IS THE POINT OF DOING WORK?
This has been kind of an easy week, so I need to take the time to catch up on Netflix.
I wanted to treat myself!
I had a Groupon!
I had a stomach thing. Not like barfing, just a thing.
I had a medical emergency.
I had my period.
I’m getting over a cold.
I need some me-time.
I need to get out and meet new people.
I think I might be depressed.
I think I might have mono.
I forgot how to spell.
I don’t have a driver’s license.
I rode a horse here, so I might need to take a cab back.
It’s supposed to snow.
I have to study for my exam on Russian tribal dance.
I’m sore from going to the gym yesterday.
I’m sore from going to the gym two weeks ago.
I’m sore from thinking about the gym.
I just ate.
No one will understand.
Everyone will think I’m a dingbat.
Someone already wrote about this.
There are so many people trying to do the same thing.
I have no motivation.
I took too much Adderall.
I will do it tomorrow.
I have a whole hour free on Thursday; I’ll do it then.
I bet our parents never had to deal with this shiv.
Even if I start now, I’ll never get it done in time.
But I could just do all the laundry at once!
Fast food isn’t that bad for you.
I’ll eat a salad for dinner.
It was way cheaper than a trip to the store.
Gas is expensive.
My elbow itches.
It’s too beautiful outside.
There is a hurricane outside.
There are squirrels outside
But I made a blog post laaaaaast weeeeeeek.