Is Your Dad an OB/GYN?: The Official Quiz

Somebody suggested that I write about how my dad is an obstetrician/gynecologist (OB/GYN if you want to use AIM speak), and I really like this idea! My dad is one of the hardest working, kindest, most patient human beings the world has ever seen. He deals with the craziest, hormonal people on a daily basis — and those are just the husbands! I’d love to write about my dad and do his work justice.

However, before I delve into the magical world of vagina doctoring, I wanted to provide a short quiz to see if maybe YOUR dad is an OB/GYN, too! So here it is —

IS YOUR DAD AN OB/GYN?: THE OFFICIAL QUIZ

1. How often do you hear the words “hemorrhaging” and “uterus” used in the same sentence?
a. 4-5 times a week.
b. 1-2 times a week.
c. Never.

2. How often do you hear those words during dinner?
a. 4-5 times a week.
b. 1-2 times a week.
c. Never.

3. When you are having a “lady problem,” does your mom usually say, “You should ask your dad?”
a. Yes.
b. Ummmm …
c. WTF. No.

4. When your family runs into your dad’s clients, do they …
a. Take a picture of your dad with their kids, cooing about how long it’s been since they had that massive C-Section?
b. Give him a high five?
c. Say hi, talk about the weather, and peace out?

5. When you tell people about your dad’s job, how do they usually respond?
a. VAGINAS?!
b. Is he your doctor?
c. Oh, nice.

THE RESULTS!
If you answered mostly a’s: Yes, your dad is an OB/GYN. He is the Batman of women’s health and brings new life into the world on a regular basis. Sounds pretty rad!

If you answered mostly b’s: There is a possibility that your dad is a secret OB/GYN. He knows a little too much about Fallopian Tubes and people keep coming up to him, saying he is responsible for their babies. Maybe you and your dad need to sit down and have a talk …

If you answered mostly c’s: It doesn’t sound like your dad is an OB/GYN. That doesn’t mean he is not The Best Dad Ever! It just means that he probably isn’t prescribing birth control to any of the girls at your high school.

Vagina and Friends!

Vagina and Friends!

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