Five Completely Sane Ways To Ask Someone To Prom

[I apologize for the lack of sound. This post is half experiment, half high school.] 1. Write her a thoughtful note. I think it is extra sweet to cut out the letters from magazines. It shows you really put some time and effort into your gesture. 2. Decorate his car. Why waste all those post-its […]

How To: Let Netflix Ruin Your Life

1. Only watch one show at a time. Make sure each show you pick has at least four seasons so that viewing takes a good chunk out of your “real life.” Or, you can also pick a show like Downton Abbey, which only has two seasons (three, if you aren’t adverse to pirating British people) […]

Model Citizen

Tomorrow, my lovely friend and photographer, Winston, is going to shoot me. With a camera. Very exciting. There is always an unsettling anxiety about knowing you are going to get your picture taken. Like in eighth grade when I thought my hair was getting darker so I used Sun-In every day for a week before […]

How To: Terrible Metaphors

Sometimes, you are in anguish. It could be that you saw a picture of your ex with another girl on Facebook, or that your fantasy football team has managed to win 110% of its games. Maybe your dog decided he hates you, maybe you just found out your entire family is planning on seeing Les […]

How To: Pregnancy Tests

I have an announcement to make! I, Christina Marie Wolfgram III have been published. By an online art magazine that isn’t even run by my mom! My excitement is immeasurable, and I can imagine that I must look pretty rabid since the girl who was sitting next to me in the library put down all […]

How to Lose Weight

I think you are beautiful just the way you are, you know that right? But I want you to feel beautiful, too, and the holidays are descending upon us like the Apocalypse, causing everyone to break out the elastic waistband pants and flowy, over-sized shirts. So here are some lifestyle tips and tricks I have […]

How to Gain Weight

I already told you, I think that you’re beautiful the way you are. After writing my post on How to Lose Weight, I realized I have so much MORE, perhaps even practical-er advice about health and life. So, here is another list. Like the previous one, it also came from my pink head. How to […]