Hey guys, I made my first ever beauty tutorial! Would love to know what you think. Ex Oh Ex Oh!
“Fast and easy,” said the box. “It will save you so much money,” said my debit card. “Absolutely, under no circumstances, should you do it yourself,” said the internet. But since when do I listen to the internet?
[I apologize for the lack of sound. This post is half experiment, half high school.] 1. Write her a thoughtful note. I think it is extra sweet to cut out the letters from magazines. It shows you really put some time and effort into your gesture. 2. Decorate his car. Why waste all those post-its […]
1. Only watch one show at a time. Make sure each show you pick has at least four seasons so that viewing takes a good chunk out of your “real life.” Or, you can also pick a show like Downton Abbey, which only has two seasons (three, if you aren’t adverse to pirating British people) […]
Pay close attention to clocks. Stand next to the microwave. Watch the timer. Tell yourself you are absolutely not watching the timer. Start a really big project. Expect yourself to finish it within a day. Hate yourself when it takes a week. Let it keep you up at night.
Tomorrow, my lovely friend and photographer, Winston, is going to shoot me. With a camera. Very exciting. There is always an unsettling anxiety about knowing you are going to get your picture taken. Like in eighth grade when I thought my hair was getting darker so I used Sun-In every day for a week before […]
Sometimes, you are in anguish. It could be that you saw a picture of your ex with another girl on Facebook, or that your fantasy football team has managed to win 110% of its games. Maybe your dog decided he hates you, maybe you just found out your entire family is planning on seeing Les […]
I have an announcement to make! I, Christina Marie Wolfgram III have been published. By an online art magazine that isn’t even run by my mom! My excitement is immeasurable, and I can imagine that I must look pretty rabid since the girl who was sitting next to me in the library put down all […]
I think you are beautiful just the way you are, you know that right? But I want you to feel beautiful, too, and the holidays are descending upon us like the Apocalypse, causing everyone to break out the elastic waistband pants and flowy, over-sized shirts. So here are some lifestyle tips and tricks I have […]
I already told you, I think that you’re beautiful the way you are. After writing my post on How to Lose Weight, I realized I have so much MORE, perhaps even practical-er advice about health and life. So, here is another list. Like the previous one, it also came from my pink head. How to […]