Five Completely Sane Ways To Ask Someone To Prom

[I apologize for the lack of sound. This post is half experiment, half high school.] 1. Write her a thoughtful note. I think it is extra sweet to cut out the letters from magazines. It shows you really put some time and effort into your gesture. 2. Decorate his car. Why waste all those post-its […]

Crime Blotter #3

CRIMES AGAINST POULTRY At 10:04 PM on Nov. 19, a student walking home from the USC campus came in contact with a live chicken resting on the hood of a car. When questioned, the student insisted, “He was not just in the Hood, he was also on a hood. I was pretty shocked.” Experts verified: […]