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  I hope everyone had a sugary safe Halloween! The Best Costume I saw had a tutu. The Worst Costume I saw was Christian Grey. The Most Popular Costume was hands down Where’s Waldo. My friend donned a striped shirt, hat, and glasses and people were hugging him, yelling at him from their cars, “I […]

Anatomy of a Birthday Card

In the era of fancy birthday parties, back when goody bags were a must and you had to invited all the girls in your class, my parents were really kind about buying presents. When I think about how many birthday presents they bought for brats that I only liked for about five minutes in 3rd […]