‘Appy Birthday, ‘Arry

Today, Harry Potter turns 33. According to Potterpedia, Voldemort was defeated in 1998, so it’s been fifteen years since Harry has had to do any Expelliarmussing (at least in the life-threatening capacity). He has been Head Auror for some time now and has been featured on his very own Chocolate Frog Card (Ron and Hermione […]

5 Things You Have in Common with the Royal Baby

O little town of Buckingham, a miracle has occurred in Great Britain: unto us, a babe has been born! Okay, but babies are born ALL THE TIME. Even though this little nugget is all over the news, I think it’s important to remember that we are all cut from the same cloth (it’s just that […]

Sporknotes: Spongebob Squarepants Extras

If you follow me on the Twitter, you may have noticed that I’ve decided to immerse myself in Spongebobbery this week. It just … feels right. Before delving into the greater mysteries of Bikini Bottom, I want to make a shout-out, if you will, to my favorite extras on the show, and I don’t mean […]

Sporknotes: Titanic

Last night I was pleasantly intoxicated and wanted to watch something that would make it acceptable for me to cry myself to sleep. I racked through the movies that get the tears welling no matter what: Love Actually, The Lion King, Space Jam … But then it hit me like a big ol’ giant iceberg. […]