Musical Mad Libs: Cabaret

When I was in high school, I discovered that the public library had an entire cabinet full of musical theatre cds. I listened to Alan Cumming and Natasha Richardson singing Cabaret every night before I went to sleep … which makes for weird dreams. I loved that cd so much that I apparently assumed I could keep it […]

Musical Mad Libs: I Kissed A Girl

In middle school, I liked to read books, AIM away messages, and notes my friends passed in math class (in all classes). I tYpEd LiKe ThIs AnD iT mAdE mE rEaLlY hApPy — wow that is so hard to do. I went to every school dance I could because I loved spending the rest of […]

Hair Extensions Changed My Perspective on Hollywood Beauty

“But in terms of celebrity hair — the kind I used to covet and kick myself over — I’ve been filled with an immense sense of peace. 

Because I realized that it’s all fake!

 Once Britney shaved her head and began wearing very visible extensions, my eyes were opened. How did I ever think her […]

Musical Mad Libs: On My Own

It’s no secret that I love Les Miserables. The show has so many vivid, incredible characters that you can find one to fit any mood. Having an identity crisis? Listen to Jean Valjean’s songs! Have a bad cough? Go with Fantine. Maybe you are having some dating problems. In that case, Eponine is your girl. […]

Musical Mad Libs: Defying Gravity

Confession: Sometimes perfectionism holds me back — big time. I want to sing, but I only want to sing like I’m Barbra Streisand playing Grizabella in Cats. I want to write musical parodies, but I only want to write musical parodies that make Russell Crowe poop his pants. I want to make YouTube videos, but I only […]