Ask Me How I’m Feeling: HENRi

This week, I was a super lucky girl. I got a sneak peak of HENRi, the newly released sci-fi short film by Eli Sasich, and I’m still trying to suss out why I feel all tingly every time I think about it. To be fair, it could be the new toothpaste I just bought. But […]

Rejected from Thought Catalog: Over You

Once I get over you, I am going to get a full night’s sleep. Like a grown-up. Which means no teddy bear and no sobbing, I am going to wake up refreshed. I am not going to think about how my day will not include you. I will check my phone without even a hint […]

How To: Terrible Metaphors

Sometimes, you are in anguish. It could be that you saw a picture of your ex with another girl on Facebook, or that your fantasy football team has managed to win 110% of its games. Maybe your dog decided he hates you, maybe you just found out your entire family is planning on seeing Les […]

How To Keep Your Hair Pink

While Trying to Keep Emotionally Stable (based on a true story) The Thrilling Sequel to How To Dye Your Hair. So you got teary-eyed waiting in line for California Pizza Kitchen at the student center. That’s okay! At least there were no wildabeast-like sobs. No one noticed how, in your attempt to cover up said […]

Who I Am

Overshare Alert, but I have been going through so many changes lately. I don’t even mean my voice — I’m pretty sure that’s just about over. Any second now. My beautiful friend gave me some incredible advice when I was upset about heart-hurting earlier this week. She said, “Don’t hung up on what you are not. […]

Sporknotes: Titanic

Last night I was pleasantly intoxicated and wanted to watch something that would make it acceptable for me to cry myself to sleep. I racked through the movies that get the tears welling no matter what: Love Actually, The Lion King, Space Jam … But then it hit me like a big ol’ giant iceberg. […]

How To Dye Your Hair

when you are emotionally unstable (based on a true story) So let’s say someone has broken your heart. Or you didn’t get the job you wanted. Or you keep reading about how this is the last season of 30 Rock. You hurt, right? You need to let your feelings out but you don’t want to […]

Ask Me How I’m Feeling … And I Will Cry On You

Three things you should know about me before I start this story: 1. I always cry when I get dropped off at the airport. Ask the Super Shuttle driver who last drove me to Dulles. Sorry about that, Nate. 2. If I start crying, I usually have to cry myself out before I can stop. Sometimes […]