Jenna Marbles’ New Boyfriend: An Obsessive Overprotective Fan’s Guide

Finally, my Facebook super sleuthing skills have come in handy. Check out this article I wrote for Warning: this article contains mild internet stalking. Last December, fans of internet sensation Jenna Marbles were devastated when she announced that she was splitting from her boyfriend of four years, Max Weisz (known on YouTube as MaxNoSleeves). […]

In Defense of Redheads

I have been dyeing my hair since I was twelve, and it has been the following colors: brown, light brown, dark brown, black, blonde, “dishwater” blonde, really blonde, white, Lizzie McGuire-yellow, crayon-yellow, orange, oops-orange, lavender, pink, and red. And I can say, without a doubt, that redheads are the MOST discriminated against, by far. This […]

Lost in (Google) Translations

My beloved housemate showed me a new internet trend that had us both giggling the other night: Google Translating. You thought Google Translate was only good for helping you flunk your Spanish 101 homework, but guess again! People have been putting lyrics through the Google Machine, changing them from English to Chinese to Russian (and […]

Rejected from Thought Catalog: Over You

Once I get over you, I am going to get a full night’s sleep. Like a grown-up. Which means no teddy bear and no sobbing, I am going to wake up refreshed. I am not going to think about how my day will not include you. I will check my phone without even a hint […]

On Being Tweeted By Russell Crowe

Have I mentioned that I have a dumb phone? Because I do. It has the IQ of a peanut. A peanut that has already been eaten, digested, and reunited with its deceased friends in peanut heaven. IT’S REALLY DUMB. However, I do have to give my dunce of a phone a little credit because it […]

An Obsessive Guide to “Chocolate with Nuts”

CAUTION! This post contains SPOILERS. Don’t be a barnacle brain. Watch the episode here first, and then come back so we can giggle about how amazing it is and how young and free it makes you feel.

Insulting Resulting

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it is December 8th and I have a word document open that has all of the insults you guys have thrown (typed) at me during the last week. I’m proud to announce the three winners: 3rd place goes to Tiffany Seaman, who actually made me want to throw up and laugh […]

A Contest

People have been so kind to me this week. I sincerely, truly, deeply, whole-heartedly appreciate your support. I joke around a lot, but I’m serious when I say that even little things like your ‘likes’ on Facebook keep me motivated. I can’t even talk about the comments and texts. Or I will cry. Happy tears, […]