“But in terms of celebrity hair — the kind I used to covet and kick myself over — I’ve been filled with an immense sense of peace. Because I realized that it’s all fake! Once Britney shaved her head and began wearing very visible extensions, my eyes were opened. How did I ever think her […]
“Fast and easy,” said the box. “It will save you so much money,” said my debit card. “Absolutely, under no circumstances, should you do it yourself,” said the internet. But since when do I listen to the internet?