On Love

I did not know love before you. You have completely changed my life. I spend the whole day with your body pressed to mine, and to part from you is to crave you. I wonder what you’re doing when I’m gone. I wonder what my absence means to you. I wonder if you wait for […]

How to Gain Weight

I already told you, I think that you’re beautiful the way you are. After writing my post on How to Lose Weight, I realized I have so much MORE, perhaps even practical-er advice about health and life. So, here is another list. Like the previous one, it also came from my pink head. How to […]

How To Keep Your Hair Pink

While Trying to Keep Emotionally Stable (based on a true story) The Thrilling Sequel to How To Dye Your Hair. So you got teary-eyed waiting in line for California Pizza Kitchen at the student center. That’s okay! At least there were no wildabeast-like sobs. No one noticed how, in your attempt to cover up said […]

Things You Should Hear More Often

Do you use whitening toothpaste? Your skin looks flawless. I thought you must run or lift weights or something. Your arms look skinny. I wish I could pull off those pants. [This can mean two things.] He will never get over you. How did you manage to straighten your hair when you have to wake […]