Five Completely Sane Ways To Ask Someone To Prom

[I apologize for the lack of sound. This post is half experiment, half high school.] 1. Write her a thoughtful note. I think it is extra sweet to cut out the letters from magazines. It shows you really put some time and effort into your gesture. 2. Decorate his car. Why waste all those post-its […]

How To: Let Netflix Ruin Your Life

1. Only watch one show at a time. Make sure each show you pick has at least four seasons so that viewing takes a good chunk out of your “real life.” Or, you can also pick a show like Downton Abbey, which only has two seasons (three, if you aren’t adverse to pirating British people) […]

How To: Insult

Hey, you scurvy knicker-bockers. I am slightly disheartened at how few responses I have been getting for my insult contest. Some people have told me that it is hard to insult me without feeling guilty. Thank you. But that is the opposite of an insult, so you are disqualified. I have formulated a few little […]

How To Dye Your Hair

when you are emotionally unstable (based on a true story) So let’s say someone has broken your heart. Or you didn’t get the job you wanted. Or you keep reading about how this is the last season of 30 Rock. You hurt, right? You need to let your feelings out but you don’t want to […]