When I was in high school, I discovered that the public library had an entire cabinet full of musical theatre cds. I listened to Alan Cumming and Natasha Richardson singing Cabaret every night before I went to sleep … which makes for weird dreams. I loved that cd so much that I apparently assumed I could keep it […]
A RECENT HAPPENING (true story): I get on the bus to go to my internship. A man reeking of alcohol sits next to me and asks for a dollar. I say no, and he tells me he’s going to eat me. I take a new job. I am to dress like cartoon characters and go […]
That project you have been eschewing? You can do it. Online dating? You can do it. Cooking healthy food for yourself? You can do it! You are the captain of the S.S. Your Life. You are literate (if you’ve gotten this far), and capable, and — let’s not forget — a person who passed 8th […]
Are you too poor? Too rich? Completely uncreative? Well, here are some ideas for Valentine’s Day (and night) dates that can fit all any and all of your needs!