Excuses

I’m way behind in my schoolwork. I had to wake up really early this morning. I have to wake up┬áreally early tomorrow morning. I need a nap. I need another nap. I’m trying not to eat cheese. I’m trying not to eat sugar. I’m grumpy as duckkkkk. I’m just not feeling inspired. I can’t focus. […]

Sporknotes: Willy Wonka Fashion

It’s Black Friday (no offense), and I wanted to write something about fashion in order to help you out in your quest for the perfect purchase. The original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory provided a most scrumdiddlydumptious source of inspiration. I mean, check out Mike Teevee’s mom’s eye make-up! Delectable. The “Golden Ticket” Charlie […]