What I Think About When I Think About Loans

Student loans make me feel guilty. I have taken out enough to pay for two years of grad school and fund my move across the country. And some extra for living expenses. Like books, food … occasional drinks, those especially fine-tipped ink pens I’m convinced make me write better, the constant flow of canned horse […]

Excuses

I’m way behind in my schoolwork. I had to wake up really early this morning. I have to wake up┬áreally early tomorrow morning. I need a nap. I need another nap. I’m trying not to eat cheese. I’m trying not to eat sugar. I’m grumpy as duckkkkk. I’m just not feeling inspired. I can’t focus. […]

How To: Let Netflix Ruin Your Life

1. Only watch one show at a time. Make sure each show you pick has at least four seasons so that viewing takes a good chunk out of your “real life.” Or, you can also pick a show like Downton Abbey, which only has two seasons (three, if you aren’t adverse to pirating British people) […]

Very Relevant Post

  I hope everyone had a sugary safe Halloween! The Best Costume I saw had a tutu. The Worst Costume I saw was Christian Grey. The Most Popular Costume was hands down Where’s Waldo. My friend donned a striped shirt, hat, and glasses and people were hugging him, yelling at him from their cars, “I […]