Musical Mad Libs: I Kissed A Girl

In middle school, I liked to read books, AIM away messages, and notes my friends passed in math class (in all classes). I tYpEd LiKe ThIs AnD iT mAdE mE rEaLlY hApPy — wow that is so hard to do. I went to every school dance I could because I loved spending the rest of […]

Five Completely Sane Ways To Ask Someone To Prom

[I apologize for the lack of sound. This post is half experiment, half high school.] 1. Write her a thoughtful note. I think it is extra sweet to cut out the letters from magazines. It shows you really put some time and effort into your gesture. 2. Decorate his car. Why waste all those post-its […]

Letters from Downton

SPOILER ALERT: This post contains made up things that allude to real plot details of Downton Abbey. May I suggest that you have your butler read it first so you don’t see anything that might upset you? I was recently re-watching (yes, I admit to plundering the internet) season three of Downton Abbey, and in […]

How To: Pregnancy Tests

I have an announcement to make! I, Christina Marie Wolfgram III have been published. By an online art magazine that isn’t even run by my mom! My excitement is immeasurable, and I can imagine that I must look pretty rabid since the girl who was sitting next to me in the library put down all […]