Crime Blotter #3

CRIMES AGAINST POULTRY At 10:04 PM on Nov. 19, a student walking home from the USC campus came in contact with a live chicken resting on the hood of a car. When questioned, the student insisted, “He was not just in the Hood, he was also on a hood. I was pretty shocked.” Experts verified: […]

How to Lose Weight

I think you are beautiful just the way you are, you know that right? But I want you to feel beautiful, too, and the holidays are descending upon us like the Apocalypse, causing everyone to break out the elastic waistband pants and flowy, over-sized shirts. So here are some lifestyle tips and tricks I have […]

A Love Letter

Dear Reader (Mom), Thank you so much for following my thoughts for the past few months (22 years, 6 months, and 2 days). It means more than I can describe that you read the silly things that I try to explain (ramble about) in clear, concise language (unintelligibly on the phone for two hours). I […]