Sporknotes: Facebook Policy Change

There has been an awful lot of confusion about the new Facebook policy changes, and I want to set the record straight. I’ve seen quite a few statuses claiming copyright of a Facebook page, bladdy bladdy blah. Here is a real statement that I really posted on my Facebook for protection. Feel free to share, […]

How To Keep Your Hair Pink

While Trying to Keep Emotionally Stable (based on a true story) The Thrilling Sequel to How To Dye Your Hair. So you got teary-eyed waiting in line for California Pizza Kitchen at the student center. That’s okay! At least there were no wildabeast-like sobs. No one noticed how, in your attempt to cover up said […]

How To: Self Portrait

Here’s the scene: It’s dark, mostly because it’s nighttime. Also because I live in a basement. Sirens howl from a few streets over and I can hear our dog pacing back and forth in the yard above. I’ve been sitting for what feels like the whole day. My chair is squeaky, my desk is a […]