Excuses

I’m way behind in my schoolwork. I had to wake up really early this morning. I have to wake up really early tomorrow morning. I need a nap. I need another nap. I’m trying not to eat cheese. I’m trying not to eat sugar. I’m grumpy as duckkkkk. I’m just not feeling inspired. I can’t focus. […]

Crime Blotter #2

CRIMES AGAINST A PERSON At 10:12 A.M. on Oct. 10, a student worker was told to sharpen pencils at her on campus job. Over 400 pencils were found on the scene. After 2 hours at the electric sharpener, her will to live is in critical condition, but an expert in the field assured DPS that after […]