Musical Mad Libs: Still Hurting

This is the 8th week of Musical Mad Libs, which means it is our TWO MONTH ANNIVERSARY. How have these last two months been for you? Is the weather better? Have you been eating more guacamole? I’m probably more up to date on your life than I’d like to admit because I Facebook stalk you, […]

Musical Mad Libs: Defying Gravity

Confession:┬áSometimes perfectionism holds me back — big time. I want to sing, but I only want to sing like I’m Barbra Streisand playing Grizabella in┬áCats. I want to write musical parodies, but I only want to write musical parodies that make Russell Crowe poop his pants. I want to make YouTube videos, but I only […]

Jenna Marbles’ New Boyfriend: An Obsessive Overprotective Fan’s Guide

Finally, my Facebook super sleuthing skills have come in handy. Check out this article I wrote for tvmix.com. Warning: this article contains mild internet stalking. Last December, fans of internet sensation Jenna Marbles were devastated when she announced that she was splitting from her boyfriend of four years, Max Weisz (known on YouTube as MaxNoSleeves). […]

One Time I Read in Public

Hey, remember that time I wrote about Pregnancy Tests? Here is a video of me reading that piece at a Master of Professional Writing Student/Faculty Reading at The Last Bookstore. Personally, I think you should watch all the talented writers, but if you want to fast-forward to me and my cat dress, I start at […]

On Being Tweeted By Russell Crowe

Have I mentioned that I have a dumb phone? Because I do. It has the IQ of a peanut. A peanut that has already been eaten, digested, and reunited with its deceased friends in peanut heaven. IT’S REALLY DUMB. However, I do have to give my dunce of a phone a little credit because it […]